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A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine." A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours." Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt." The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!" ... (SHOW MORE) from Palo Alto United States

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Small Busted Women... 1. don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public 2. always look younger 3. find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap 4. can always see their toes and shoes 5. can sleep on their stomachs 6. have no trou ble sliding behind the wheel of small cars 7. know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts 8. know that everything more than a handful is wasted 9. can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle 10. can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out ... (SHOW MORE) from Kelowna Canada

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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say , Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to a Worldwide Consulting Company, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. The Consulting Company says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. ... (SHOW MORE) from Kelowna Canada

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